I have season tickets and received and responded to this survey — sort of in the I know this is stupid and meaningless but if I don't chime in I shouldn't complain as much (even though I would anyway ... whatever, shut up this is my rationalization, JUST STAY OUT OF IT!). Maybe the most obnoxious part of it (if…

EXACTLY! I can't feel a little guilty for so much laughing. But as I'm watching, I'm thinking, "oh great, this guy. with the cape." yeah he deserves everything that just happened.

Clearly an elongated version of "JEAHHHH"

Upgrade to a 28.8 modem? I think Compuserv supports those now.

The "spirit of the CBA" is Grade A bullshit. Let teams get creative.

No I think we should go ahead and whip them out and measure. Here'e the tail of the tape: the Ravens used some BS non-telling, misleading photos in an unexplainable attempt to suggest that somehow Baltimore > Miami and got bitch slapped by their own local paper. WITHOUT the contradictory photos posted here that…

"And, hey, if she wants to be with the guy with a black heart, go for it."

Good job covering the possible outcomes. Now do it with an without headband or it doesn't count.

Oh just great. Now Hockey-is-not-a-sport Guy has another non-sport to hate on.

I'm with you man. No goddamned way I'm clicking through "I went on a five-day Kid Rock-themed cruise for GQ, which you can read all about right here." to get the rest of that information in FOUR pages of detail. I want that shit HERE. NOW! I will NOT push an extra button. DAMN YOU AL GORE FOR CREATING THIS…

+1 I wanna kiss you

OK now just what the fuck is salad cream?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? How to cook a steak indoors??? Order pizza you damned Philistine. Yeah yeah yeah, I have a cast iron skillet too. I use it for lots of things but steak is not one of them. How long do you cook your steaks??? I get very thick steaks, 1 1/2" usually. Over very high heat —…

Good story. And yet here UConn finds itself with it's junk swinging in the breeze. How is that possible then with all those awesome facts you laid out. NOT POSSIBLE!!!