Man, the lengths to which people will go on this faux-outrage bad faith arguments to defend “white saviour” characters is hilarious.

FFS mate, it’s relative. Is $10K cheap? If it’s a new car, yes. If it’s a TV, no.

synchronized strokes?

different strokes for different folks

This is not a feature I want for watching Pornhub.

Mongooses Stink Less, Have Bigger Balls After Invading Islands

Joker is a grimy, unpleasant movie that shamelessly apes better movies, isn’t as nihilistically insightful as it wants everyone to think it is and only has what cultural cache it’s managed to accrue due to shamelessly plundering from much superior comic books it simultaneously seems to think it towers above.

Kevin Durantelope.

You missed your opportunity to post: “Well, that Escaladed quickly!”

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

Meteorite?  It looks more like an arrow, which begs the question:  why is our moon being attacked by arrows?  What devious aliens are behind this plot?  Or, perhaps, it’s the Russians.

I...I can’t see what you did there.

and the sound of you jerkin’ it.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

OH MY GOD SHUT UP