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Joker is a grimy, unpleasant movie that shamelessly apes better movies, isn’t as nihilistically insightful as it wants everyone to think it is and only has what cultural cache it’s managed to accrue due to shamelessly plundering from much superior comic books it simultaneously seems to think it towers above.

Kevin Durantelope.

You missed your opportunity to post: “Well, that Escaladed quickly!”

He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

I forgot that when racism slaps me in the face, I need to check the color of my skin before deciding if it’s okay to be upset.

Wtf? East Chicago is basically Gary.

My favorite has been the Dopp Regatta. Have had it for 6 years now*. No problems at all. Holds decent amount of cash without getting big, holds 3 cards, another pocket to put more cards or keys in, and an ID window. Much easier to access cards and cash then ones like the Crabby wallet, were you have to keep moving the

My favorite has been the Dopp Regatta. Have had it for 6 years now*. No problems at all. Holds decent amount of cash

That wallet looks HUGE. Not really a “front-pocket” wallet.

That wallet looks HUGE. Not really a “front-pocket” wallet.

The Exentri wallet is the more expensive (original) version of the triHOLD.

The Exentri wallet is the more expensive (original) version of the triHOLD.

triHOLD wallet. Best wallet with the two most used card easy to access without having to open up the wallet.

triHOLD wallet. Best wallet with the two most used card easy to access without having to open up the wallet.

My favorite is the “Slim Sleeve” from Bellroy. It’s expensive at $80, but it feels like a tardis, small enough for my front pocket but still fits everything I need. The leather is also beautiful. As an added endorsement, I registered on kinja so I could comment on this article.

My favorite is the “Slim Sleeve” from Bellroy. It’s expensive at $80, but it feels like a tardis, small enough for

OH MY GOD SHUT UP