Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

Anyone who says they do the crossword after Wednesday is a liar.

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

It’s made working- and middle-class white men feel better about themselves by blaming all their problems on socialism, liberals, and black and brown people.

Wealthy women also enjoyed the benefits of the GOP giveaway to the 1%. That’s the entire list. 

When they turn on him it will happen in the blink of an eye. Then they’ll all act like they were against Trump from the beginning.

I’m gearing up for it. People want to make a play, we’ll see how it all shakes out.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

You don’t read very well. There’s no excuse being made because there is....NOTHING. Literally. Zip. No evidence of anything! Even the innuendo ($50k! No experience!) doesn’t hold up, nor does the “allowing” nonsense (LOL), whatsoever. You are believing accusations that have not a single bit of anything to support…

I know it was the Senate, but anytime those GOP morons complain about rules and procedures, I just wish Schiff and Pelosi would be like, “Merrick Garland,” and move on.  Anytime any Republican Congressperson wants to talk about norms, and civility, and procedure, my refrain would always just be, “Merrick Garland.” 

Question: could Schiff just flat out keep Jordan from asking questions?

Dude, “whatever” means you don’t care what’s true, and in this case, there’s zero evidence whatsoever of your claim. Example:

Trump hates America and will sell us out to any country to save his worthless hide. What other, dirtier secrets do republican apparatchiks like the shifty Jim Jordan, Devin Nunes and Lindsey Graham have hanging over their heads to keep selling us out too?

Cant wait for Joe Soucheray to weigh in on the “differences” between Thielen and Diggs!

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

It would be so fucking confusing, as the lines are strictly political and don’t really confine themselves to regions or even states.

Oh, hey, good news everyone, it turns out there might actually be a black hole in our solar system, so none of this will matter.

Prohibition is leading to bootlegging? Who could have ever foreseen?