Liddle’ Hands

Watching a wealthy, eternally unaccountable boomer assholes fragile grip on his failing false reality being reduced to cinders is fucking awesome and i cant get enough of it, is there a form of this article i can inject between my toes so my boss doesn't find out im on a borderline overdose today?

Capone died at his mansion in Florida.

Oh I’m riled up, but this does feel a bit like getting Capone on tax evasion.

You can counter with either or both points.

They are collabos and should be paraded around with their heads shaven. 

You know the the GOP was holding their breath hoping beyond hope that Trump wouldn’t go full blown “Yeah I did it, what the fuck are you going to do about it” so they could at least maintain a veneer of ignorance as they defended him.

He’s a fucking traitor and the republicans that support him are fucking traitors.

This is why Nancy and Chuck both should stand trial as accomplices to Trump’s crimes. 

“Fuck you, communist mother fucker.”

Funny, that’s the same thing my father-in-law yells when someone says bad things about Trump on Fox News…

This is a tough one...

I was waiting for someone to spike that softball right into the mixed metaphor.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

Willing to bet he doesn’t realize that by comparing this to an ambush what he’s actually saying is that he wasn’t, at that time, prepared to defend his own supposedly firmly held beliefs.

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

Poor little fascist snowflake gets “ambushed”. He’s a bully and a fucking coward that hates the people he served with and abuses the power the people have given him to reward the greed and prejudice of assholes like Trump.

I just heard my manager run away behind me...