Yeah! FUCK canon!

Will Annie’s Boobs make cameo? I realize Annie’s Boobs wasn’t in this particular episode, but Annie’s Boobs is a fan favorite.

I caught a 30 day ban for posting “Vladimir Putin can suck my cock”.

Seeing as it’s Texas, would it be okay if the next time his neighbors so much as saw Alex Jones poking his head over the fence, they erased his face with a shotgun? I mean, the dude is all over the internet saying he’s sizing you up in case he, you know, decides he has to string you up and gut you..

Fucking mojitos. Don’t order those.

The common filth known as “you fucking people” ruined the theater going experience years ago. I’d rather spend $20 to stream a movie on the 60" in my house than ever attempt to watch another one in a theater with you inconsiderate, oblivious-to-other-people, shuffling-in-late motherfuckers.

Bethesda has two options:

“I’m not bleeding anymore, why the hell do I still need these stitches? I am so inconvenienced.”

True, but between you and me I think she’s a lesbian.

I think I was 18 when she came out on her show. I remember walking around the neighborhood that evening and people were rushing back into their houses to watch it. I don’t know, there was something really suspect about her from the start. I’ve been giving her side-eyes since. She has always come across as sketchy to…

Right? I mean, she did all of the hard work and made those sacrifices that made her a pretty 19 year old that married a man for his money. She deserves to get away with murder.

That’s usually how skinny kinda-cute hippy chick ends up. 

My favorite part of this entire story is when the rich capitalist leaves his wife and family for the bubbly 21 year old blonde, then she kills him and takes all of his shit.

“As for Baskin, yeah, good ol’ fashioned misogyny is at play. I’m not saying she’s a particularly great person - yeah, she probably did kill Don and her way of using volunteers to run the park suggests she’s a fairly classic example of a rich capitalist..”

The second she is able to, Melania is going to leave that senile fuck locked up in their penthouse being “cared for” by a Puerto Rican nurse while she spends all of his money.

Does anyone else have their head on a swivel, looking for the next motherfucker in a red MAGA hat?

He IS an bad actor and he was distractingly awful in The Departed. In fact, the stank of Marky Mark in that film accomplished little more than handicapping my respect and admiration for Scorsese’s overall body of work itself.

The success of Mark Wahlberg the “actor” speaks volumes about how low our bar is set in this country.

He does not deserve a peaceful and painless death. David Geffen should have his fucking head removed from his torso.

People who support this shit band are the same people who see Mark Wahlberg movies: