This is a much more creative and respectful way to say what I was coming here to say, which was:

She just posted this with the hope that the mobs will skip her house when the inevitable happens..

I'd watch a few recap videos and a Wiki instead, then fast forward to through to the key plot moments. Season 2 is so incredibly frustrating and bad that I was honestly surprised they announced season 3.

Fun theory:

Only going off the couple of previews I’ve seen, I get the feeling this is set in a future Dubai (America is probably a straight up 3rd world country at this point.. maybe even being used as the park itself?). I could be completely wrong, that’s just the idea I’m getting from a show that doesn't seem to want me to…

I watched every episode of season 1 and 2. I read this entire article and I feel even more lost, because I recognize events but not the motives or ways behind them. Sam Barsanti deserves some serious recognition, because he managed to put this mess of a story into a somewhat ordered structure. I’m still completely…

Laura..?

I’ve found myself getting up and doing shit around the house while watching the last two episodes.

Homeboy and Magic Braids “go for supplies” or some shit right after Armoir Cop takes off on his own unspecified errand. All 3 end up at the same shitty strip mall while they’re supposed to be watching a guy who is unsupervised while Seargent Sceptic Cop is glaring at cars in the front yard.

This drove me up the fucking wall.

I am so fucking annoyed by this show. I’d stop watching it if I hadn’t already invested 8 hours. I will not be surprised at all when nothing at all happens during these last 2, but now I may as well finish what I started. Seriously: fuck this show.

If a comedian says something that offends you, then turn it off or leave the fucking room.

Is it the writing that is unbelievably awful, or is it the acting?

Just watch a S2 recap on YouTube. It's faster and will probably make more sense anyway.

I dunno. Her “all humans must die” approach is what drew me to #TeamDolores in the first place.

Prediction: Bob Newhart wakes up in Vermontworld, it was all a dream. Westworld took place in a snow globe on his nightstand. Dolores is an autistic girl who delivers milk.

Fucking VOTE.

True Story (but not a very interesting one): I used to frequent Turf Club back in the day before they merged with First Avenue, I was familiar with Sean’s work and really liked that kid. I was there with about 15 other people when he introduced Hat Mar Superstar, dressed in a red vinyl jump suit with giant lapels.

Har Mar! Love me some Sean-Na-Na!

These people are straight up diseased.