After how awful 2k19 was, this is the first year I'm not buying the new NBA 2K and I'm feeling great about it.

“I’d love to give you this flower as a show of friendliness...”

Especially when “be best” was right there.

You ggot ggot!

This. We’re well into year three of this bullshit and this clown is thinking “Do Better” is a something that could still happen. That ship has sailed and left a trail of slime and shit in its wake.

Ben Ray Lujan to trump: “Do better.” Fuck right off Mr. Lujan. You’re not dealing with a normal human being. Trump is a fucking lunatic. Just raise your middle finger to him. Stop being civil. We don’t want any of the 40% who voted for him. We just want to clobber them at the polls cycle after cycle. Stop being civil,…

My favorite part of all of this is that no one says Hispanic anymore, and it’s generally considered just a step or two above a racial slur. And this motherfucker just says it over and over. I guarantee he still calls all Asian Americans “Orientals.”

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

The Patriots are trash.

They’re all a bunch of phony cunts.

I bet Aunt Becky is super kicking herself now about not taking the plea deal.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

everyone is saying this now. And with the numerous mass shootings this summer alone, it's time to stop pussyfooting around it too. 

“It’s not all just about slowly walking while holding a bunch of FedEx boxes full of sperm and singing to a baby.”

Yeah. God forbid they expect to take some time off for remembrance events of our latest and most raw national tragedy. How dare they explicitly ask about doing so, and GET EXPLICITLY LIED TO about it, because they should KNOW not to trust the other side even when the other side stands to benefit from attending those…

You win. I’m done. Good night.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

*womp*

And a pretty stupid one, since they could just fly commercial from Saudi Arabia...