It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

Eh, the current name’s been wrong for over a hundred years anyways, but I can acknowledge that “1st Runner Up In the War of Northern Aggression” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue easily.

Listen up, America - this statement:

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

Sir, this is an Arby's

This fits in sooooo well with WYTS.

This is especially funny because I just finally read the WYTS making fun of whiny aggrieved Saints fans and how ridiculous they are, and then here’s one proving every bit of it to be true. Thanks!

thanks for the insight, Gregg

GUMBO GUMBO CONSPIRACY

GUMBO GUMBO EVERYONE HAD BOUNTIES GUMBO!

I don’t know about an apocalypse.

The president of the United States is a demonstrable threat to the security of the United States.

His excuse, per CNN, was “I have the absolute right to declassify anything.”

He’s right, of course. The President is the final word on what is/is not released from classified materials.

The problem is that his engagement with this issue is going to start and stop with a Bronx-accented Prince Adam screaming “I HAVE THE…

You have to be fucking kidding me.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

I can envision trump trying to drink your milkshake, but failing due to lack of draaaaaaiinage.

7th grade basketball. A few seconds left, we are up by one or two. Our ball out of bounds. During timeout, coach tells us all we have to do is get the ball inbounds and don’t travel. The ball is inbounded to me, and I grasp it firmly.

“I don’t think he did anything wrong, in fact it sounds like this is all her fault”  Dave Chappelle

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”