That and the whiskey.

You’re still buying the game, you’re still supporting this shit.

Rogan is that you?

Nothing defeats the windmill!

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

Dog dish of dough filled with Prego

Not every Jew is (gasp!) even a Zionist or a supporter of Israel in the first place!

OMG that sucks! Could be worse, it could have been a cheaply made canvas bag made from trash bags.....

“Everyone liked that”

I  didn't know they were fucking, but it certainly makes that whole situation clearer now. 

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

Good point. Too late to edit, sadly.

It sure will be weird when she dies unobserved in a jail cell.

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

“We’ve got 89 guys busting their tails.”

Or that. Whatever. It’s not going to stop him from having irreparable brain damage.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Should've been you, Ben.

This is an extremely generous reading of the situation