I  didn't know they were fucking, but it certainly makes that whole situation clearer now. 

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

Good point. Too late to edit, sadly.

It sure will be weird when she dies unobserved in a jail cell.

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

“We’ve got 89 guys busting their tails.”

Or that. Whatever. It’s not going to stop him from having irreparable brain damage.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Should've been you, Ben.

I don’t know about you, but I was totally looking forward to football being even longer and even more fucking pedantic than it’s ever been all because of one blown call in a game that the Saints had *checks notes* approximately 3 million other chances to win.

This is an extremely generous reading of the situation

You are loved. I just want you to know that you are loved.

Man, fuck the Saints. 

The hippie movement was always self-centered, not genuinely altruistic - about wanting to enjoy sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, and not having to be drafted. Any moral component was mere pretext for boomer self-interest. In that sense the reagan era was merely a continuation of boomer selfishness, not a reversal.

sweet, i’m sufficiently sick of fucking football after this one article.

It was coming of age just after the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, and just before the passage of no-fault divorce laws. Not even kidding.

Getting their educations for practically free and then realizing that they could make a lot of money forcing subsequent generations to buy theirs?

Read this:

Zero hardships created a what amounted to a free pass in life. 

God I hope the Saints get fucked by one of these this season.