“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

AAAAY THAT WORD HAS A REAL HURTFUL PAST WITH MY PEOPLE!! MARONE!!!

I subscribe to the idea that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose.

Thought of that, too.

Then again, smart water has electrolytes and we all know that’s what plants crave.

A Dead Zone reference?

One time, because we needed to make quarterly profitability margins, an executive said we should fill the pool with bottles of Evian instead of bottles of Voss water. They made us rent a U-Haul, drive to the woods in Jersey where we dump all the plastic bottles, pull the empty bottles of Voss water from the last time…

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

You cannot be serious!

Some of these present day fascists are sneaky and do not festoon themselves with the swastikas and confederate flags that their more outrageous compatriots do.

Fuck all the soft, whiney, internet armies.  I'm with you!!  It amazes me how people can be so fucking sensitive to a word.  It's one thing if your actually making fun of someone with a handicap, but for christ fucking sakes, it pretty obvious you were using the word in jest

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

Budweiser or Miller or Coors or PBR or some kind of regular domestic beer.

Trump conflates employment numbers with a lack of racism because that’s the kind of simplistic narrative most of his supporters want to buy into (and, not for nothing, this is a tactic that works on all political affiliations—it’s just that Trump’s so bald about it that it’s easier to see with him). Saying, “Look at…

It’s 2019 bro. You shouldn’t be using that word. There is enough hate in the world. No need to propagate more.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

Gunkis Khan.

Yes, but because he has probably fired into the daughter already.

He should be fed to his pigs.

“I am obviously not a white supremacist. I go for days without seeing another white face,” he told me. “I put up with racial problems similar to that of colored people in the 1960s, the black people of the 1970s, the African Americans of the 1980s, the people of color of the 1990s, and I am not sure what the…