Sledgewell
Sledgewell
Sledgewell

I’m old.

She is from Minnesota.

Nah they’re Minnesotan so they just wait til you’re out of earshot and then passive-aggressively Dutch Oven your farm, then compliment you on how your cud is very nice "for Kentucky Bluegrass, at least"

Ivanka is the Fredo who runs the whorehouse, Eric is the Fredo who says “I’m gonna learn the casino business,” and Don Jr. is on his way to a nice fishing trip on the lake. 

What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

Yeah, the people who say “But you should court these 45 supporters! Civility! Include them! They have rights!”

Trump is the culmination of decades of republican cruelty and race baiting. He is the ultimate republican and hopefully he will be the last republican president. Anyone who still calls themselves a republican has just outwardly embraced the fascism that is the core of republicanism since Nixon. They should all go to

I think, if the House works towards impeachment, it will happen in mid to late 2020. The purpose of the impeachment proceedings will not be to remove him from office, but to confound his campaign. Give him a rolling train of investigations followed by a vote to impeach right before the Convention and it will be

I would have thought the terrifying part was when you put a girl’s bra on.

Or - and I’m just tossing this out there - we prosecute the fuck out of all these criminals because a third of our voters are racists who don’t need an excuse to vote for the biggest piece of shit they can find and will claim any justification available for their vote.

Super mutants.

I’m fine with that.

It happened. keep your finger on the pulse of this issue.

Trump’s legal team: “Sir, things are starting to fall apart and we’re going to need to come up with a better stategy than just tweeting ‘Absolutely No Collusion’ over and over.

I hope we emerge from this nightmare and the course of history corrects itself, and then that I live long enough to see the writers and artists of our time to appropriately characterize this moment. It’s dizzying to be inside of it.

Kid Rock only embraced this country/southern rock persona because his rap/hip hop music was complete fucking garbage that was widely rejected by fans of the genre.

Or, as I sometimes sing to myself, “Ohhhhhhhhh, the wheels on the bus go Thump, thump, thump. Thump thump, thump; thump thump, thump.  The wheels on the bus go Thump, thump, thump, all through the town!”