Why not just get a Tahoe and swap a Range Rover interior into it?

Meh Car Monday!

Eh, I see houses for a living. Millenials fuck up their houses a lot more than Boomers do. I do see Boomer-ruined houses but way more Millenial-ruined houses. The passionate, newly married young couple decides to slap tile or wood up on a wall and does it all wrong. They install laminate floors but don’t know what to…

You are 1000% right. This ‘okay boomer’ crap needs to die. (And I’m a millennial) I’ll give an example. A customer with a Toyota Sequoia comes in for scheduled maintenance but also points out to the service writer that the driver’s seat lower trim panel is broken.

That why my mom thinks MS Word is uninstalled when the icon was moved to a different part of the screen?

In Torch’s defense, there’s probably more modern technology in this taillight than in every car he owns combined. He’s out of his element.

I just need to remind you of the people that generally drive XLRs still need to call their grandkids whenever they want to watch Big Bang Theory on their DVD player.

But when replacing a burnt out taillight involves “learning to code”, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

My god who decided this new kinja layout was acceptable?

I’d stick a big foam rubber tongue in the valance under the grille. Because I’m goofy like that, and my kids would dig it. 

I’m just going to vote “present” and see how this plays out

Once again the shitshow that is Europe is fucking up our cars for us. First it was hood ornaments to comply with their pedestrian safety requirements. Now it’s going to be performance variants to comply with CO2 requirements.

If that wasn’t a code brown, I don’t want to know what a code brown would be.

“We can’t control buyer behavior, so we’ll just stop making shit people want”

I mean, they kill more people than they save, so it was the logical choice 

You hear that, baby? You’re collectible now!

Kinja? BROKEN?!?!?

I’ve seen my wife go through an entire can of Febreeze in the minivan after the dog let fly with a particularly nasty fart. It was so hard to drive with all the tears in my eyes. Not only from the Febreeze but from the fact it wasn’t the dog that had gas.

When are we going to stop pretending that shitbox econo cars from the 80's are somehow loved and missed? The reason it only has 17k on it is because they are TERRIBLE FUCKING CARS and the original owner quickly realized it. 7k? There’s no way.