Good thing my car came with BMW's most advanced American anti-theft system available

At least Cowherd is going after a white guy for once.

Just want to say thanks for making me look up 'frenulum'. Educational Deadspin is best Deadspin.

I love this place

He's just working on his 12 step drop.

do a web search for most commonly misdiagnosed human diseases.

My 3 year old son has one. It's a lady's size, but in a gentleman's color. It tells time. It cost 1/10th as much as my Seiko, which also tells time.

My 3 year old son has one. It's a lady's size, but in a gentleman's color. It tells time. It cost 1/10th as much as…

They were only ever in it for the dough anyway.

I'm absolutely livid my new computer didn't come with a serial port for my joystick
#boycottAmiga

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

My god, it's like someone asked him a question about it directly and he would be fined if he didn't show up to be asked to provide comments!

Well, someone's been to AutoZone.

When my Grandma & Grandpa bought their 4-Runner it didn't have the cigarette lighter in it, so my Grandpa went and raised hell about it at the dealership, so the poor salesman that had to deal with my Grandpa went and jacked one out of a Camry just to get my Grandpa out of there. In the words of my Grandpa, "I paid…

According to Syracuse.com, a judge has awarded a 1.6 million dollar settlement in a class action lawsuit against Billy Fuccillo's 18 New York State car dealerships for tacking on a $295 "theft protection" package to over 16,000 customers from 2003 and 2012.

Fixed it.

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

I miss the days when racing was essentially "Build it to be as fast as insanely possible. Here's 1 or 2 simple guidelines. Everything else is completely open book."