Coworker (who drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney) had a heart attack. Quad bypass follows. Opiods follow. Constipation follows. Intestinal rupture and peritonitis follows. More surgery and a colostomy bag follows and stays for 6 months while his internal hydraulics heal. More surgery to reconnect all the…

Don’t forget to include “But this is different”

Somebody’s gotta cater to the “Free Candy” market...

WHODATGUMBOEATINFOOL

China pays the tariffs the same way Mexico is paying for the wall - right, Amigo? /s

CP because the base vehicle is a steaming pile of crap. I’ve had them as rentals a couple of times and they’re just crap. The wrap makes it a polychromatic steaming pile of crap, that’s all.

Rule 34 posits that said web site of dumpage exists.  But I'm not gonna look for it...

And here I thought it was a dermatological condition...Tomato Chucky Syndrome....

Evangelicals.... same dopes that think Drumpf is religious.  To those hypocritical bastards the end always justifies the means ...

Rosenhaus.... the evil genius.  This shit can't have"just happened"...

Your MAGA hat is showing.

I refuse to give Trumpkin Nation that sort of credit for intelligence. They’d eat shit by the spoonful if Trump told them it would irritate the libs...

You hate our way of life.

No bonus for the prefarted seats?

Are we certain of that?

2019 VW Tiguan. The adaptive cruise is fucking annoying as hell. I do 25-30K a year for work, lots of interstate driving...and the ACC is just annoying. Min following distance is a farce. The system is too stupid (or set too conservatively) to realize that the car slowing down ‘in front of me’ is ACTUALLY in the right…

All we need is to make the school buses even slower here in NC.... with their 45 mph limit.

Actually what's chapping Indianapolis' ass is that they're gonna have a black quarterback...