Only if one remembered to plug it in...

Nonsense. The Mango Mussolini never planned to impose tariffs on Mexico. This is all the usual orange asshole’s distraction stunt to get the press to look away from what Mueller said and to rev up his gullible base voters. You think it’s a coincidence that Donnie Diaper decided now was the time to pitch a hissy fit?…

An atheist, a marathon runner, a vegan, and a crossfit dude...

Unless they’re Presbyterian. Then it’s all predestined anyway...

THAT would require self-awareness and lane discipline. As if...

Could be Yankee fans have a tendency to be pompous self righteous asses...

Take your star and GTFO.

Sketchier than day old room temp tater salad...served with extra crack pipe.

Human reaction in baseball?  That violates every unwritten rule in the game... they're gonna bean the hell out of him 

Yeah, I still don’t get the whole lobstah thing...not a fan.

I recently got a new company car, a 2019 VW Tiguan. The adaptive cruise is shit. It’s intrusive to the point of being dangerous. It positively STOOD on the brakes this week for no reason at all. It won’t follow close enough in even moderate traffic where with my old CC I could control the car speed with just the…

Oh that’s a gloriously clean old oil hammer... Manila Beige. Mine was fairly loaded wih the Bundts, power windows and a power roof... evidently a bit unusual in a 240D...

I always said one didn’t accelerate; one gathered momentum. Really had to plan over taking moves, ringing down to the engine room ahead of time for more steam.  Built like a bank vault and built to a standard and not a price point....

I had a 1983 Benz 240D. The shop that took care of it said it was the slowest 240D they’d ever seen...and it had a four speed manual. Wanna run acceleration tests? Bring a sundial...

I drove a new Accord with their CVT - it was pretty ‘normal’. Altimas with CVTs are just crappy drivers - droney things. Awful cars.

Torch, a family in Raleigh had several 1920s era European cars moldering away in a damp garage, pack rat style. One was a 1924 Renault...scuttle nose and a full width radiator behind the engine. Radiator was thick and it was big.

Gesus.

Also because he's an uppity negro...