Obvious troll is obvious.

Speed holes? That’s the FACTORY air intake on these cars. My ‘91 300D had them.

Make Audi-merica grate again.

Wait, there’s real science on Fox? Not just jeebus men-and-dinosaurs-Flintstones-as-a-documentary shit?

The little orange bastard might like gulab jamun....

Trump hasn’t got the business sense to pour piss out of a boot. If he did he would know tariffs don’t work. The Koch Foundation - hardly a bastion of liberal thought - predicts that each American will pay $2400 in costs due to the tariffs next year. Some business sense, huh?

Take your star, go sit in the truck and think about what you just said.

Offspring of buttsecks between a Fox body mustang and a Chevy Cavalier. Yuck. 

No doubt they think that the ‘hostile’ places are backwards...and fail to see the irony in that viewpoint.

Not for a lack of trying...

Except for the fact that a few years ago the Teabilly press was raising hell about a GAO report on foodstamp fraud...recipients bartering them for whatever they want, including cash.

Nope nope nope. Those tops are more complicated and unreliable than any of my ex girlfriends.

Bloody hell. You go sit in the truck and think about what you just did. And have a star while you’re at it.

Ball tampering because, well, ball tampering is Beavis-Butthead funny.

Hope that they keep selling the Hatchback here...

Cue the baseball purist "UMPIRES HUMAN ELEMENT HURR DURR" nonsense...

On mobile you're shown the other Gruden stories...scroll across and enjoy the seasonal color change!

You take your star... now go sit in the car and think about what you just said.

And this fuckwit wants kids to keep risking their lives and health so he can feel important?