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How does pointing out a medical fact (that women's sexual preferences don't just magically disappear because they have a baby on the way) come at the "expense" of the victims? What an absurd accusation.

This is fucking horrible all around.

Did you notice the reference to "we were 20 minutes early to dinner?" I suspect his idea of a good time sexually might encompass 10 minutes worth of pumping, so that would explain a LOT.

Actually read that post and her responses. Her issue which she hasn't discussed with her husband but shared with reddit is that she gained weight and no longer likes the way she looks naked. She has been turning him down instead of just communicating that she is feeling a bit insecure. His handling of the situation is

Bingo! He sees the lack of sex as the Problem. I guarantee this is the Result of the real problem(s).

He seems to continually be asking after the gym. Tired people might not want to have sex. Like she fell asleep and that seems to be evidence her movie watching wasn't stopping her from having sex. But its evidence she might not have the energy.

I have invited Fivethirtyeight.com data journalist Reuben Fischer-Baum to discuss this spreadsheet and what it may indicate about the sexual prowess of the guy who made it.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

She should have just told him "I'm a very important person, I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

I'd give him my Instagram account no problem...full of photos of food/travel/baby photos from the 80s. Hope it's helpful!

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

Man, that guy just kept harping on her! He asked for a photo, she said no, making it clear she'd just take the party somewhere else, and he just kept on coming back at her. He seems awfully desperate for someone promoting "The #1 nightclub in America!"

Do they have any company policy defining the difference between a whale and a hippo? I bet they do...

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

This American Life had a child psychologist on a month or two ago who said "The only reason the human race has survived is that 2-year-olds are too puny to properly use lethal weapons."

Not all psychopaths are killers. Most just get jobs in middle management and make the lives of everyone below them in rank miserable, driving them insane or making them suicidal.

With her spelling skills and sense of order, she will make a fine cult leader someday.