@SantaRita: He did. Mostly in windows from the looks of it.

But will it make me faster at Track 'n Field?

@PurpleFries: We may have to go with some "Total Recall" style mutant boobs.

@P.McDank: Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!

@Kangaru: I've got a 2011, and the DSC can barely keep it in check now. Think they added power without tweaking the computers at all.

This post lacks hose nose and bent wings. How could you say no to this?

Awesome, I totally called it!

@Korsi: I'm just a businessman. Take a look at MMOs over the years. There's a direct correlation of boobs to dollars. WoW has the widest variety of boobs and has the most money. Coincidence? I think not. XD

@Skunky: Oh, I forgot to mention, the reason I say "ALMOST" is that the thing will torque steer like mad when the wheels break loose. Not "if" but "when."

As someone who just bought a MS3 (had it less than two weeks!), I'm ALMOST prepared to take back every mean thing I've ever said about FWD. Almost. The thing is just plain fun, which I never expected to find in a FWD car.

They still don't get it. The only REAL way to fix FFXIV and boost subscriptions is simply to show off more Miq'ote busts. Who cares about a broken UI when you're admiring the uh...bump mapping.

@#$%@% stupid man o' war (not quite pictured, but close). Trying to get back to town to rez my party (only my thief was still alive after a run in with some golem thingies) and save in Dragon Quest IX and I run into a cluster of these stupid pricks.

@Talryyn:

Where's the "no smoking" signs?

@mocanlagunas: My friends and I became fans after watching the one pictured race at Reno. That plane couldn't get any more purple.

@Skunky: Image fail.

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: It's called "speed tape" for a reason. That reason? The more tape, the more speed.

I can't wait for the multiplayer fighting game.

@samosir: The default voice is so freakin' beefy. Wasn't expecting it the first time I heard it.

Now all we need is a kit that will turn a Ram Van or an Econoline into a Mini Cooper five times the size of the original. Macro Cooper!