Square managed to cram another letter into your equation: F for fanservice. All those food items are supposed to be representations of food found in game. The hot dog on a stick for example I believe is a "Galka sausage" which was featured in a quest and has been used in countless immature auto-translate pickup lines.

Where'd you find a pair of longfall boots?

If FFXIV is going to be represented, it better damn well have "Answers."

Seriously, no one thought of just punching the tree? These people wont survive the first night.

It sounds like Test Drive Unlimited with planes.

That would be one hell of a collectors edition pack-in.

Dude, it's Bob Freakin' Hoover. He's the Stig's aeronautical cousin!

I was there! I ended up bringing back a few souvenirs: a couple of Atari Lynx cartridges, a few Pac Man tumblers, and a "Firepower" pinball machine.

I was hoping the firewall spell would have dropped a Cisco on Cloud.

Am I the only person who disappointed to find out it was NOT, in fact, a Goldar costume?

@ibelli: This is me readin' Giz.

@Zieben: Careful, you might get hired.

@mnl1121: Shh, don't reveal the good part!

System Shock was horrid, I lost immersion the first time one of those dumb zombies held a rifle over my shoulder and somehow managed to shoot me with it...

@Fanboy: I'm waiting for the 3DS XL, myself.

@CowLion: "Oh you should've been gone Knowing how I made you feel, and I should've been gone After all your words of steel..."

@Knark52nd: *Headsplode*

@dbzispimpin: I totally read that in Cave Johnsons voice.

@Ash Paulsen: I'm 32 and just beat White.

@Lycentia: I totally have this on VHS. XD