Not Constantinople?

@m00sician: Of course it was, secret documents don't pixelate themselves.

@Telumektar: More like inbreeding.

@Superfly_CJ: This.

@jwilder204: Well my 3 gets MPG in the 20's and still requires premium. Of course it's a 'speed 3, so it's got a turbo and about 100 more horsepower, but still it'd be a savings if I was more concerned about economy over fun.

@klewd: I prefer a high quality hundred hour game myself.

@Kanji08: Lightish red!

I didn't know Rob Zombie was on XBL.

@spoonTRex: I'm actually kind of scared now. What if parents actually take this thing seriously and all the kids in the country are off the TV? So much rambunctiousness with nothing to do....It can't end well.

@dowingba: Agreed, you wouldn't be able to push out those Jumbo Jacks nearly as fast without a screen. ;)

Portal 2 > Useless moral campaign

You got my hopes up with the rockets and jump jets. C'mon, I'd even settle for a Locust!

@brijazz: Then who's going to play the sax at the robot sex celebration?

@flopex: My guess is because of all the public masturbation.

@lilnatemc: Wouldn't it be all blurry if you tatooed it on your arm? ;D

@icelight: Dammit, now I want some chocolate pudding.

Let us not forget the Radio Shack knock-offs of the Game 'n Watch Series. I had "Highway" and "Tank" and loved 'em both. My parents wouldn't get me the actual Nintendo products.

@smirkette: I don't care what the article says, I played the crap out of this game and loved it. I also had Tiger Pinball, two Radio Shack Game 'n Watch clones, the Nintendo Tetris watch, TMNT, and GI Joe, the latter two by Micro Games, IIRC.

@HobbitGamer: How can they not be real, they're on YouTube and everything!? Collect all four!

It'll actually be a 3DS Lite.