meh, a fake dead body is as gross as a real dead body.

woman are not okay, and thats really sad.

weak story, judges made combat unfun. looked great on the gba though.

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i went to an R’s meeting once. they said my performance was under par and then i got put into a special class.

I don’t know how to explain this to you, but elitism is the point. otherwise, everyone would win “the best video game ever”

drip means style. dripless = lack of style

joan loved trashy gossip

I can’t tell if you’re being facetious.

“Microsoft offered and even sent us a draft agreement for a long-term Call of Duty commitment but it wasn’t necessary for us because a) we’re not believers in requiring any partner to have an agreement that locks them to shipping games on Steam into the distant future”

thank you ikea man

nope, doing it wrong. don’t make a pretend manual, that doesn’t make sense or add anything to the car!

the swastika is just a really old cross. it must drive people crazy to know that their religious symbols are being used by idiots like this.

This is quite possibly the least interesting movie ever made.

enough of a control freak to see an incoming disaster

but elon is so random lol!!!

a true human interest story.

I think thats a weird situation for someone to be in because it’s like you’re flexing about your hotness. I’m not saying it can’t be don’t in a tactful way, but this is the internet we’re talking about here.

get better sinbad, we miss you.

I will always respect kanye for saying “Bush doesnt care about black people” on live television during a hurricane Katrina fundraiser, but what the fuck man?!?!