this guy planes.

reading a transcript of a Herschel Walker speech is like reading a story written by AI.

“why don’t people in poor countries just move???”

yeah, call me when she plays position 5 dota.

i don't understand weddings

and he wants to make games now? good luck, pal.

some old fiat probably.

If we’ve learned anything from political history, it’s that being clean cut and well dressed does not mean you’ll do a good job.

I think the more important thing is whether or not he does a good job.

wow, it's almost like the value was based based on... nothing!

I am having confused feelings about this hearing. Harvey deserves to be behind bars for life, and I hope he spends the rest of his days there.

white people, amirite?

my uncle works at Nintendo and told me there's a shiny mew in pokemon yellow.

elon just wanted to do it his way, which is colossally stupid.

I know right? what a bunch of grade “A” knuckleheads!

hey there's this guy named Elon Musk, he's a billionaire, maybe he'll help!

not surprised since Katy marketed herself as a Christian when she was starting out.

GREEN MEANS GO!!!

maybe this wouldn’t happen if the US would join the rest of the world and sort out e-transfers between banks. I’m not a patriotic person, but canada sorted out e-transfers a long time ago; it’s super convenient, secure, and doesn't require shitty apps.

not fucking surprised in the slightest. I’m a hairdresser and I specifically avoid texture and color services because they are DANGEROUS. I’m a white guy so take my opinions about black beauty with a grain of salt, but please, please, PLEASE, STOP GETTING TEXTURE SERVICES!