If the argument that I’ll never go to space is #1 against it being scarier, then the ocean isn’t scary at all because I am not going near that thing either. No way. No how.

I understand your trepidation, but I would never say never.

Most of the time when I play Rollercoaster Tycoon, I’m just trying to make roller coasters that don’t kill people.

I’ve actually gotten scammers off their script twice and talked to them. I explain that I know it’s a scam and I’m not going to give them any info. Then I asked why do they do it. Isn’t there something else they could be doing? I know it’s a scam and I know you know it’s a scam, so why are you doing this? Both times…

Why bother jumping anything at all? Does it add to the difficulty in some way?

“There is nothing more terrifying than hearing multiple people get shot while you’re under your desk and then hear the gunman reload”

Woah woah. Hold on a sec.

I do think we should call out the BS of this argument. We shouldn’t worry ourselves too much about it. This concern over popular things is a human condition that has always been and always will be.

I had to look this up. Turns out, it gets even more convoluted and can also be LGBTQQIAAP.

I’m getting a real Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH vibe from this for some reason.

Cutscenes.

Well, I think that answers that.

Where is Wanksy when you need him/her?

Hooooly shit.

Wait. Are people already talking about next gen consoles?

This looks exactly as bonkers as I could have hoped.

When you consider the differences between JC2 and JC3, JC4 is probably gonna be insane.

An open world game by the creators of Just Cause?

You may try to tell me you’re a human using an AI to make fake headlines, but I’m on to you. Nice try, robot!

Good thing because, you know, it’s really not. At all.