Race be damned. He would be kick ass as Paul Bunyan.

How much money does he really have? If the majority of his wealth is in Amazon stock, then he can’t cash it in without also destroying the value. Yeah, Bezos is rich by any measure, but the story acts like he has billions on hand, which isn’t the same thing.

Yeah, I know it makes me terrible, but so did I. And like you, this was absolutely disappointing...

1. Space is scarier than the ocean.
2. Things in the Ocean are scarier than things in space.

I know this phrase causes blood pressure to rise here on The Root but it’s relevant: I am white and my husband is black. I’ve had white people say to me “I don’t think you ever told me your husband is [whispers] black.” I’ll whisper back, “Is he? Are you sure?”

Probably shouldn’t extrapolate too much from one story but: My work habits would probably get me executed in Japan.

wow, I totally did not realize people felt so strongly about first person combat vs. third person combat. I personally have no preference regarding this. Maybe I lean more first person, but there are plenty of great games that are 3rd person (God of War, a recent example). I say it really just depends on the game.

A raging complaint about complaining.

eh.. where i grew up we call anything and everything a twat

I really enjoyed Mad Max. I think i’ll get this when its on sale.

Who the fuck judges someone negatively because they prefer milk chocolate over dark chocolate?

I mean, the term “fat-shaming” may be new, but calling a stranger fat for no good reason is always shitty no matter what generation you’re in. There’s nothing particularly snowflakey about getting pissed that someone audibly called you fat while you’re just out going about your day.

Definitely, main reason I stopped any subscription based games. (FFXIV in particular) I felt obligated to play it even though I didn’t really enjoy it as much. I would think I was wasting my money, but really wasting my time.

Yeah, the dark side of this story is she becomes diabetic and dies by 50. That being said, the only people who should be allowed to shame other people are the ones with stones, or something jesus said like that. Don’t be gay or something? Wash my feet? Don’t shame people if you do gay stuff with unwashed feet.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,”

seriously good times. Knights and Super Foul Egg on the Amiga were the staple games for my buddies and I during our University years. Piece of cardboard taped to the middle of the monitor did the trick!

Except when it ALWAYS DOES. Buffett, Gates, Ellison, Zuckerberg, Page and Brin, Slim.

The last victim was Michael Myers, but he got up again and left.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

That would explain the high rate of zombie heart disease. Of course it doesn't do anything to them since they're dead, so it's not much of a concern.