Where do YOU work?!

Turn your screen counter clockwise and it looks like China is slapping Vietnam, albeit limply?

Also, that looks like a penis.

So freaking true!

At homedepot, they have Hampton Bay lights where the top section literally screws off. And they sell them as singles.

All 0 of them?

Oy! Sorry, I read the "too hot or cold" as "too-conductive."

Oh, you want. Not sure if you can handle ;)

they did say isn't *too* conductive. So admitting it is, but not ALOT.

"It's non-conductive so its doesn't get too hot or too cold."

Hearted.

"Iran took action to protect its sovereign territory..."

Today, sending a gmail to my boss, a popup came up "Did you mean to attach something? We saw you typed 'I've attached...' but there are no attachments!"

@GregSama and @ ProseandKhans: I can assure you fine gentlemen of gawker that I will not rest until the answer is found.

I think it might spark, but it closes inside the oven — and I think they're fireproof, usually?

OR Build a subway, then put a smaller, less congested highway and a park above it. Thus, we get a park and less traffic, but still the ability to drive in the case of a subway malfunction or wanting to use a car. Or ambulance/fire/police.

I will love you if bristol.corinthian *at* gmail.com got one.

Or, really, any plane of existence...

But such precious cargo!

In other news, Matt Honan is currently looking for a new job... ;)