Please stop crying.

Hey yeah no problem, I’ll make sure I check in with you before I post again and ensure you’re not capin’ for any particular jokes or writers at that moment

I think the logic is that a 12-4 record gets you much closer to a Super Bowl berth than a 2-14 record does.

I recognize the joke. It’s a very obvious and clear joke.

Oh I agree, I’m just saying that a record-setting offensive season against the NFL’s most difficult regular season schedule isn’t total bunk based on one single quarter of football.

also Andy Reid has not had a single losing season with the Chiefs since arriving a year after they went 2-14. they’ll take that every time.

I...I don’t really need to explain “small sample size bias” here, do I?

is the implication that teams should make hiring decisions based on a single quarter of football?

Please stop crying, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhf.

EDIT: I should not have said that, it was unfair

Please stop crying.

Nailed it. I can’t imagine Goodell giving a single goddamn about what anyone who is not the owner of an NFL team thinks of him.

That’s not chowder, that’s seme—OH.

The thing is, no one here cares about your dad, dude.

Hard to tell.

I love this story; it may not be truly indicative of his whole humanity, but a good thing is a good thing.

this should not have been overlooked

You just summed up both the Pro Football Hall of Fame AND Cooperstown way better than I ever could, and I’ve been trying to for years. Fuckin’ nailed it.

LUCKY CHARMS SHOULD BE TOP FIVE AND THIS ENTIRE TOP TEN IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

I would eat most things, but I would not eat a Pepperoni Pizza Football Cheese Ball...but I’m filled with this weird admiration right now for anyone who would eat a Pepperoni Pizza Football Cheese Ball.