wait, so potato ISN’T latin for king of the peanuts?!

I don’t think Jim Mora said anything too harsh either? Or am I missing something?

I hear ya!

IMO, “nice polo shirt” is an oxymoron :P

Their logo alone is all the ugly ya need!

Any particular reason(s) why? I ask genuinely, by the way; that wasn’t a backhanded jab at them haha.

They have my least favorite logo in the history of clothing, I think.

‘the fuck is “snowboarding”?

In my opinion, there has never been a single item Under Armour has ever created, in their entire history, that wasn’t out and out Fucking Hideous. Those shoes felt like the culmination of all that ugliness, rather than the beginning of the end for them on the “fashion” side of things.

........and he got SIX YEARS?!

i’m fucking dead

...what the ENTIRE fuck?!

You’ll have some tough competition beating me out for that award, cause it took me FOUR times, haha.

I’d like to be your boyfriend because that sounds good

You’re a racist, JerriAntoniaBlank.

Racism and hatred are not the same thing, and racism often exists without any “hate” at all.

Millions of black and brown people respond “like we aint fuckin’ know?!” in unison.

As much as I hope you’re correct, his party has already been proven to be full of cowards who are willing to just ride this thing out as long as they can ensure that healthcare will be denied to people who need it, so they’ll support the maniac throughout all this.

i hope this gets all the love it deserves

EDIT: whoops, what I said was already mentioned a few times