So are the jokes not funny cause Candace Cameron is a religious fanatic or—

Except the entire explicitly stated premise of the movie is that not killing off the dumb people is what led to it being less common to “exercise your brain before it atrophies”. That was the introduction of the film.

No.

who knew that intellectuals also enjoy paid appearances

Shut the entire fuck up.

I’m so sad that I can’t find my pair of these because they’re awesome and I snagged ‘em for only $10!

I’m so sad that I can’t find my pair of these because they’re awesome and I snagged ‘em for only $10!

You’re a racist.

Taylor Swift’s constant“I only call on feminism when it benefits me personally and I don’t give a shit about it otherwise” move is very damaging and insulting, not just “a little immature and goofy”.

If the attacker drops to his knees, it’s just a “jawbreaker”. It’s dropping to his butt that makes it a Stunner!

‘the fuck does this even mean? lol

Oh shit, the classic “racism is okay because enough individuals do, think, and say racist shit on a regular basis” argument. That was a fun one in high school. You must have REALLY loved the movie “Crash”.

the best environment in the league to raise a family

what

So that’s what it takes to be ESPN’s sports business reporter, passing year-old news off as your own.

Stop breathing.

Get fucked.

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Oh shut the ENTIRE fuck up.

I was about to make a “I’m just waiting for someone to whine out a ‘b-b-b-but he STARTED it!’ excuse” but then that article actually wrote that out and I can NOT stop cringing.

Holy shit, the reaching on this one lmao.