This is objectively wrong

Stop fucking breathing.

waiiiiit a minute; on what planet are BUFFALO CHICKEN and HAWAIIAN pizza considered anything even remotely artisanal?!

shut the entire fuck up

Stop crying.

I WISH oatmeal was the worst thing I’d ever seen. Instead, it was a man dropping a deuce on the steps of the Harlem-125th St station and attempting to wipe with nothing but those tiny napkins you get from bodegas, of which he had only one.

The all OL one was pretty great when they ended up losing to the gotdamn JAGUARS.

Stop breathing.

Shut the fuck up, you racist scumbucket.

Even if anything you said was true, you’d still be a completely racist piece of shit.

Stop fucking crying.

That wasn’t a “take”, it was a command followed by a description of what you are. Go fuck yourself, you racist piece of shit.

Go fuck yourself, you racist piece of shit.

Yep. Admitting that it’s not the child’s fault would also require that people recognize the young woman as a human being.

hehehehehehe!

Please shut the fuck up forever.

You’re welcome! :)

This is an overdone joke.

die in a fire, you piece of shit.

Stop fuckin’ crying.