...store. I meant store. Though I guess story works too? Hah.

Am I a bad person for wishing that Karen Lafontaine’s peanut allergy customer keeled the fuck over and foamed at the mouth and crawled out the story in tremendous pain?

Watermelondrea is awful. Come on.

The correct choice.

Never share an opinion anywhere again.

This is what I hope for more than anything.

This is so unfunny that I can’t stop wincing.

Yes.

I think it’s more cause Aaron Hernandez is also in jail.

Okay, I thought I was the ONLY one with both a bathroom towel and bedroom towel! People think I’m CRAZY, and accuse me of being wasteful but get the fuck outta here; unless you’re doing my laundry, don’t judge my towel-game.

Yeah, that’s the one he’s referring to.

You’re lame.

Shut the fuck up.

“that’s just like your opinion, maaaan”

Whoa it’s almost like people who are not you also exist

no reason

...his name is August?!

Stop writing anything ever.

stop posting

Both please!