Ha, I remember this like it was yesterday! I’m STILL stunned over it.

That ice cream story literally brought tears of frustration to my eyes. Actual tears. Holy fuck.

This machine right here is my LIFE. And you can’t beat that price either.

This machine right here is my LIFE. And you can’t beat that price either.

34 seconds counts as long for a Rousey bout, I’d say!

This is wonderful. It also blows my mind when I remember that some people haven’t been doing their OWN laundry since the age of 12...

I agree with you on that.

The NFL sure has a lot to gain by making sure that one of their most successful franchises and most recent Super Bowl champs appear to be cheaters, eh?

Well, you also saw Revis prove that he was healthy by winning a Super Bowl with the Pats

Yeah, we basically had Tampa rehab is ACL for us, and got Sheldon Richardson out of the deal. Not bad.

This is way too good.

Favre DID go down, though, FWIW. He admit it after the game and then backpedaled immediately.

Also, jesus fuck, who still says “call the waaaaambulance” in 2015? Seriously?!

Winston is a jerk who should probably be in jail, yeah, but are you really naive enough to think racism either doesn’t exist, or doesn’t exist in sports journalism, or that every instance of pointing out racism is “crying” ? Cause if so, go fuck yourself.

Facts.

Every time I’ve been to the hospital, you just give your name at the front desk and they send you right on up.

Shit, he wasn’t even winded, either!

I admit it, I chortled at that.

I did too, actually! Partly out of discomfort, partly out of how absurd it was, partly cause it was actually funny...but I still think that honestly he went way too far on it, heh.

Was it THAT shitty of a thing to say?

What the fuck is wrong with you?