The response these robots typically give during interviews is so scripted I don't understand why people give such a giant fuck about this and feel obligated to give their opinion. Opinions are like assholes. Keep yours as far away from me as possible.

Manny Ramirez would be get my vote for being very Zlatan-like

And that's exactly why I'm going back to college!!

I think another year of college will do him good since it's clear he's to stupid to enter the NFL Draft.

bowel

I will be waiting for you in hell with open arms. +1

Being from SoCal, dude is pretty much ingrained in our vernacular. Our "bro" is "brah". If people say "bro" they're not from around here and are kindly asked to get the fuck out!

But they rely on each other too much. All you'd have to do is separate them and then they become crime solvers driving around in the Mystery Machine holding the bong for Shaggy.

You're a god damn +1

This list is bullshit!

Just as long as we're still the asshole of America, than that's fine!

No one makes the year 2000 look like 1976 quite like this "guy".

"We know it's coming to you"

Dying!!! +1

FSU requirements are really to blame here.

As a 40 year old die hard Laker fan, yes this sucks, but as it was pointed out, I've lived through so many great years. I'm actually ready for the dark ages in a weird sordid way. If not for any other reason as to kick the bandwagon Laker fans to the curb. Or, more realistically, down the hall to the Clippers…

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