That's not a knee.

+1 for my anticipation of the dick jokes upon reading the title and seeing your comment front and center.

Yadier Molina Is Transfixed By The Dancing Bear. Considers A New Neck Tattoo.

Take it easy Mr. Good Times and keep it down!! This is a baseball game for crying out loud!!

St Louis Cardinals - Taking the fun out of baseball since 1900!

"....and you were seating where?"

Great! Another place in MSG for Carmelo Anthony to shoot from.

Wow! I've never heard so many homophobic comments from a fan base. Classy? Right. More like uneducated hatemongers. I actually always kind of respected the Cardinals and their fans....until now. I'll be rooting for the Dodgers to wipe the dribble from your collective mouths.

Can explain to me why I bothered reading this comment? I sure hope I make better decisions today or I'm fucked!

So do they level the ground by adding more dirt? This seems redundant to the Raiders playing there.

Jocketty: "We're sorry Dusty, we're all out of toothpicks."

No worries sir. My diet is similar. Must be why I'm a shit head sometimes. Cheers!

This is a good way to reclaim your good favor with the fans.

Whoop. Dee. Fucking. Do.

His name is Bro Brozeff and he's a bro.

That's funny Ross. Concussions are HILARIOUS!!

"It was a MISTAKE! RELAX, PEOPLE! I AM ONLY GETTING PAID SIX DOLLARS AN HOUR FOR THIS!"

And there's Jordan, out shooting Mayo all over the floor.

"Better Scream For Mamba!"

"If anyone should be offended by a mascot representing its kind for a sports team it should be me!"