Here's what a $40 million dollar slave looks like. - Bryant Gumbel

2 Team cities: Classy logo (ie: marriage)

Did Cincinnati change their mascot?

One is a lube, the other is jam.

You sir, earned your keep! +1

"Chris Andersen Allegedly Victimized in Elaborate Douchebaggery Scheme."

Funeral attire is fitting.

If we're counting salad dressing as a condiment, than Thousand Island is the pitcher and Ranch is the catcher you bastard!

I thought the Cowboys were the Giant killers?

Whine and Geez

I think it's quite clear that Tommy John is not paying Matt Harvey nearly as much as Qualcomm is.

Sadly, this isn't the first Houston that couldn't resist crack.

"I'm done with you, motherfucker."

"Been there, done that". -Frank McCourt

She is an embarrassment to the Antelope race

"USC, on the other hand, remains as loaded as ever"

...as in yes, he is the most influential figure.

Influential? Yes.

+1

No way it was Simers. This guy apologized.