I suspect he’s confusing a media port (for USB sticks with pictures) with a data port.

Getting lost without your GPS on your phone. Learn to read a map and figure out how to get from point A to point B by yourself.

Work a job that snooty people see as less-than. I recommend anything in fast food, a gas station, or any job that has you waiting on assholes and cleaning up their messes while they act all superior to you.

Deal with a clogged toilet.

the U.S. Department of Labor’s O*NET system categorizes as Zone 4 or 5 and has a Specific Vocational Preparation rating of 7.0 or higher.

Congratulations, Mr.Garland and Mr. drdanteii, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a classic Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes hand washing it and herself.

That probably has more to do with guests being ignorant of how their cameras work though.

What the fuck is this shit?

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

as a new yorker, cannot agree more. +1 bagel

My cat thinks Amazon is a toy company.

Adaptive cruise control sensor

Some of these ransomwares have programming holes, or use the same key or a few different keys. Once that’s figured it out, it’s only a matter of coding something that will identify what ransomware it is (generally easy) & using the oversight from the programmers to your advantage. :)

I was a bit disappointed when I watched the video and saw he was loitering around the back of the truck for a while. I was hoping it was a heist of Groundhog Day level perfect timing.

Read headline. Became furious. Immediately clicked on video. Watched with increased levels of anger. Anger subsides. Read further down the article. Realized that I should always read the damned article before I click on the video.

As an IT pro, this is the realest shit. But look at the bright side, there will be a time when you (or someone else) will have to do it again, and having that script that saves hours of work makes you feel like a fucking rock star.

I’ve been traveling for almost six months now and doing the carry-on fairly minimalist thing. I’m using a regular good quality suitcase. I’ve done a lot of miles with it over the nine years I’ve had it, so it was easier to accept that one of the straps broke recently after getting caught on something.