Skelatron
Skelatron
Skelatron

Creepy.

Am I the only one who doesn't Google dates before going out with them? It just seems kinda creepy, and like you're trying to find something wrong with the person.

Why is it deplorable for them to fucking do it 35 feet away?

Yes, real astrology is a much more elaborate set of bullshit.

You can't charge people for one thing and tell them they're paying for another. That is fraudulent. The scales you use to weigh and price food in this manner must be accurate. It's not okay that a scale reads 1.2 lbs when 1lb of food is on it, resulting in higher charges for the customer for food they're not

White on white crime.

Killjoy, here. Is it just me, or do these articles focusing on male athlete's sexiness make anyone else uncomfortable?

What a weird list...

I am just glad we can all admit it's ok to shamelessly project the female gaze upon these objects

And many are Tindr convos. I'm old and married, but asking people to hook up on a hook up app is kinda par for the course, right? "People keep asking me for casual sex on my casual sex app" seems weird to be complaining about. Maybe I'm getting Tindr wrong tho...

I know what Im reading this afternoon instead of working! My God, these are amazing!

You should do your part and kill yourself if that's how you really feel about it.

I think I know what she is trying to say, she just says it really poorly.

People don't let you have this thing because of your next comment. It's not different and there lies the problem. I think males wouldn't have a problem if the argument were not "It's different and it's ok when we do it but not ok when you do it". The comments in the comment sections are all about nothing of them but

Is there an English language version of this article available?

No ones splitting that hair! All I see is "Oh, its ok when we women do it". Never mind that skinny and fat boys will continue to commit suicide (I personally know three that LOVED this site until today. Now they think that everything Jezebel has said was a big lie) because of your objectification. But hey, whatever!

"It's different to objectify men than to objectify women, because society doesn't reduce men to objects to the same extent that it reduces women to objects. When you say, "This man is hot" you're not saying "And therein lies his entire intrinsic value as a person."

Utter tosh. Keep in mind that this guy's wife is also being dragged against her will into the spotlight by a cadre of teenaged snark hunters. She's a woman right? Do you have any defense for this kind of barrel-scraping tabloid nonsense other than GUHHH WOMEN HAVE IT WORSE? Cos it tends to leave an aftertaste of

...Seriously guys?