Can we extend this to pretty much everyone else, too?

Why are you trying to infringe on the author's freedom of speech, you hypocrite?

I went to a hardcore metal show on some pretty strong acid once. I'm not even into metal, but it was simultaneously awesome and super uncomfortable.

Shrooms tend to really disrupt your digestion and give you massive watery shits.

The one he made up for trolling purposes.

I love all the indignant responses from people who have not, in fact, been there. It seems really important to them for us to know that.

Coconut oil is nice, but the whole "coconut oil for everything!!" phase is pretty grating.

I love these Satanic Temple guys. Not only for their awesome political activism like this, but also for constantly hammering (in a satirical way) home the point that it makes no sense for "deeply-held religious" beliefs to be privileged in the US the way that they are above other kinds of beliefs, particularly secular…

So my girlfriend and I's plan to elope in order to ask all our relatives for cash wedding gifts is probably a bit gauche then, huh?

Does this count:

I'm pretty sure most adult men who get circumcisions aren't doing it for cosmetic reasons. Phimosis is a thing and not all that uncommon.

Phimosis, usually.

Just because a threat isn't credible doesn't mean it isn't a threat, dingus.

Who are these people that go to weddings and spend the whole time on fucking Instagram? Put the phones down, people. That's what the wedding photographer is for.

Finally, a reason to get an instagram account.

This reminds me:

You've done nothing but berate people here. I think you need a time out.

I'm with you 100% but I don't think you go quite far enough.

I'm with you 100% but I don't think you go quite far enough.

I really like Amp. The blue ones, especially. Or those Kickstart things.