Siyanne
Siyanne
Siyanne

My friend had gone to the bathroom and the kiss cam focused on me and her husband. His face turned bright red and he froze like ice (because as much as I love his wife that bitch is crazy and we’d both be in trouble for even a fake/cheek kiss) so I picked up his hand and made it hi-five mine.

I went to a baseball game with my brother recently, and I thought, “I really hope that they don’t put us on the kiss cam.”

In an interview with ABC News, George said he wanted viewers to “understand the invisible world that goes on behind-the-scenes in everyday items that we buy, use and throw away.”

ugh. the thought of five sets of shitty little cat feet tracking litter everywhere makes me gag.

Wow Someone called this is yesterday’s comments in the about all the things we know about assassins creed syndicate article didn’t they? I mean it was an obvious move for the studio make since jack the ripper is one of England’s most notorious serial killers. I wonder if they will do a Sweeney Todd DLC where the

Having an unconventional, unusual, risky, or rare experience (porn, mountain climbing, making every Julia Childs dish etc) is insufficient preparation for writing good prose. I wish more people got that.

Da fuq did I just read?

Actual Dr in a no gown country.

Congratulations, Roberta Vinci!!!

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

“legislators in Belgium announced their intention to change the euthanasia law to include...” So... None of that happened.

“...most of the main characters in the Great Gatsby....”

Because you were too busy being smugly superior to spell correctly.

Ugh, the sanctimony! Tell me, is it difficult being perfected and putting up with vulgar humans? And exactly how are you getting wi-fi in heaven anyway? And more importantly, is Jesus cute?

I was thinking about a way that this video could possibly saved, and I can’t find it. If she included African people, then she would run the risk of using them as props. Even just setting the video there feels like white privilege. “Ooooh, isn’t Africa so pretty and exotic? I’m going to jet in and out again because

Jan Brewer is terrible. People shaming women for aging are terrible. It’s all terrible. You know who the real winner in all this is, though?

those legs .... so perfect