Siyanne
Siyanne
Siyanne

I thought alcohol dehydrated people, which I think is generally pretty bad for skin/your body?

“Dude, she is totally into getting soaked with beer while wearing sheer clothing.”

I grew up exclusively in apartment settings. I lived with my parents until I was 22, and shared a room with my brother until I was 18. I never lived in a house. I have always had neighbors that could hear even a stray fart. I am now 30, married, and we just bought a house in a residential neighborhood that is still

All I took from this article is that Barry tells his cat all about his day.

"Can we just get a pretzel instead?" Allen asked. "You like pretzels."

He has a ridiculous number of requirements we have to meet before we can tie the knot and live happily ever after: He wants us to be financially stable, living in a nicer apartment and ready for children. He also wants me to be a better housekeeper, keep a regular sleeping schedule and raise my credit score from the

What is it with people and marriage? Why?

Ooh, this is something I've never understood and I'm sort of glad I now have a forum to discuss it! I understand the desire to marry a particular individual, but the idea of getting married because it's time or of being disappointed because marriage is taking too long had never clicked with me.

Dear Allen:

Least surprising news ever. Nothing like living up to our exceptions you filthy whale shits.

Off topic, but I am suuuper down on Facebook today. I’ve been forced out for using a “fake” name. It IS my name, just not the one on my SS card. I’m beyond livid. Like I want to egg someone’s car.

This kind of story terrifies me, not only because it was clearly hell for everyone involved, but because it makes me wonder what tiny bombs are hidden in my mind or psyche, waiting to go off. What word, internet search, sensationalistic TV special will trigger me down my own rabbit hole?

This is pedantry at its finest.

I realize that many folks think “McMansion” means “big house that I think is ugly,” but the term more correctly refers to being mass-produced using techniques designed to imitate fine craftsmanship. While the Giudice mansion may be crass and probably is shoddily built, nothing that big is a standardized product, not

Maybe those Malibu women you’re loving to hate so much are just like the rest of us: constantly barraged with a message of how we’re supposed to look, act, and perform, lest we upset the herd.

I am truly getting to old for the main page. I can’t stand it any more.

Real rich people don’t have to impress you, so they wear whatever the fuck they want. Dressing very ostentatiously is a nouveau-riche thing.

Oh my god, so many eye rolls. Right, because Christopher Hitchens’s outfits demonstrated his singular thinker status, in that he definitely didn’t dress like every fucking other middle-aged white male academic within a five-mile radius.

But seriously. Let’s tell the poors what they should want to spend their disposable income on, because that’s not a message that they also get from EVERY SINGLE OTHER FUCKING PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET.

Seeeeeeeee my vest!