“And if I find another tinseled robelike trench on my lawn... it’s mine!”

“Instead of five colourful fret buttons, there are six, and they’re arranged differently across three frets.”

I get pretty annoyed about this. I grew up in a 15 story apt building in New York City and our downstairs neighbor would repeatedly come upstairs and complain to my mother about how I walked too hard. I would try to "walk softer" and she still would. I mean, lady, you live in New York City and we all live on top of…

The Carriageworks is a performance space. This cannot possibly be the first time they have had loud music playing. Plus, they have been holding Fashion Week shows there for the last few years.

Loud noises when you're tired are totally obnoxious but dude. Seriously. It wasn't even 8. Chill the fuck out.

I get really frustrated with NIMBY’s like this.

Squinting at the original column. I guess one reason I’m not an advice columnist is that I’d immediately tell her to get an abortion. You get an abortion, you get an abortion, everybody gets an abortion! [insert Oprah gif] First, abortion. Then, STD treatment. And finally an examination of one’s life and one’s choices.

Its stories like these, where I'm very glad we live in the future. We have a long way to go- but we don't do this anymore.

I’m a frothin-mouthed feminist and I make my motherfucker husband all of his motherfucking meals because I motherfucking enjoy doing it motherfuckers.

I love her "Oh, please." I am going to start Oh, please-ing everything in sight.

Hey this is me! Anyway you could put my real name and not my reddit user name?

She was German, sex can’t ruin perfectly engineered hair.

Well with some immunosuppressants and a syringe full of HeLa cells, we can make it a reality for her.

Also, be sure to let the creator of the fund your piece of mind. It was created by a young conservative black man (works for Project Veritas, if you want to gauge his political acumen) who is too ignorant to realize that 50 years ago this shop would have been screaming for their “religious right” to not serve him.

Netflix + masturbation> Sex - Netflix. #sorrynotsorry

So. . . Every time a story is told, it forces you to relive your childhood?

If you'll recall from your teen years, Mulan...

What's with that indifferent headline? Mulan is fucking awesome. I will watch the shit out of this.

I'm a Filipino, and I'm ashamed of how NCCA reacted on this stuff. What's the big deal if she doesn't look Filipino enough, if she doesn't use an arnis sticks to show her fighting style is Eskrima. Filipino organizations always poke their noses on minor stuff they shouldn't be wasting their time on. We have more…

Hi guys! Filipino here! Actually, not a lot of us really care about Josie not being "filipino" enough. I mean. Beauty Pageant winners here are usually mixed race females. Look into the recent winners of Binibining Pilipinas. Filipinos are addicted to being "white" and purchasing multitudes of whitening…