"i'm young, rich, white, and quirky" - literally everything lena dunham has ever written.

Am I the only person who is so over Lena Dunham? No? Just checking.

Hey, how about you guys isolate her vocals too? Just for, ya know, fairness and all.

wtf is this, a Les Demoiselles tableau?

Good thing they let us know it comes on two buns. Wouldn't want anyone thinking the spaghetti replaces one of them.

The fact that something like this is needed is depressing, but thanks, gentlemen, for restoring a bit of my faith in humanity.

Yeah, I understand why it's obnoxious to the mom, but I can see the other side of that issue too. Are childless people just supposed to endlessly nod and say, "Oh, yes, you have it so hard. Nothing I have ever done could ever compare to what you do," over and over again?

I would LOVE for this to work, but I'm not completely seeing it from the sketches. I doubt if those two jumpsuits(?) are going to be flattering to someone over size 18. Some of the shirts are cute though, but they need to be cut long enough. I'm tired of shirts that end just below my navel — I really want them to go…

Last gal's friend is just trying to relate. New mom probably won't shut up about the kids, and so the topic of "taking care of an inferior being" ends up being the only common ground.

My ex left our marriage for a cunt named Daphne.
My favorite flowering bush is called daphne. I now call it whoreflower.

The relationship between poverty and weight is a vital yet often downplayed aspect of the "obesity epidemic." Poor people have less nutritious food in their neighborhood stores (if they have stores at all), less money to buy it, less time to cook it, and less access to preventive medical care. But the fact that…

And once again, marketing preys on the vulnerable and poor people end up paying more than rich people to get something that isn't as good.

We could blow his mind and suggest that he turn the burger over. Then the mayo would be on the top and the sauce on the bottom.

Speaking as a tall person I'll say what I always say to my short friends who complain about having to hem pants - um, I can't exactly sew a ruffle on to the bottom of mine! Going to a tailor is always an option for shortening sleeves, it may not be worth it to you but at least you have it. For people where sleeves are…

It's End Times for Nutella?!? Huzzah!

I'm kind of in that grey area between plus size and regular size (which actually usually means I can buy all the clearance items at plus size stores, which is great) but I don't quite see how this means we should boycott Target. Can't people make what they want, and sell what they want? Isn't this like boycotting a…

Just use tape, thats what I do.

I also read those lyrics as "No, really, some dudes dig this," which... why are we mad about it? Self-acceptance doesn't preclude the desire to have someone else find you attractive.

You can't leave a child alone whilst you go off to work, that's what swung having a dog for me.

See people, this is how you troll properly.