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Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

none of what you’d just seen actually mattered because the video assistant deemed Raheem Sterling’s shoulder to have been a centimeter or two beyond the last defender’s shoulder, making him offside and annulling the goal.

This past winter I caught myself saying “you think we’re trying to heat the whole damn neighborhood?” when my kid left the door wide open. We don’t even live in a neighborhood. 

Well they’ve just signed Krafth, maybe they’ll try for Nabiscoh next!

‘We’ve got Mirandinha, he’s not from Argentina...”

I’m still shocked that the tabloids were spot on about Rooney returning to England because of his wife and family.

I looked at Metro today and I felt disgusting. 

F*ck The S*n.

It’s hard to feel bad for fans of a team that expect to win literally everything and whine that things are “shitty” when they don’t win literally everything.

Agreed, I’m putting together my fantasy team right now and you couldn’t pay me to take Leno or any of the defenders.

Yeah...exciting as Pepe is, Saliba is probably more important to them actually being successful in getting back to the top four. 

San Francisco is really better as a control, since it’s the place where you’re most likely to never be stopped. 

A few years ago this would be because people wouldn’t want to offend you for your crazy nude religion by reporting you.

You can’t unsee a squadron of naked bikers cruising Fisherman’s Wharf.

As a former San Franciscan, we avoided those people, who are creepy even to those who e.g. go to sex dungeons on Tuesdays.

I worked at my local power company, which used tons of paper in the same way an architecture firm might (drawings, schematics, etc.). The main problem was all of the old fucks who insisted on printing everything out instead of just using a computer, then never being able to find anything under the stacks and stacks of

See, all these idiots thought they transcended the color of their skin.

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted