They outscored their European opponents 10-3 in 5 games and never trailed in the tournament.

I feel like Billy is the struggling cousin we all root for but who just can’t get his shit together. 

at least 4 years, i’d say.

As soon as I saw her get the ball with that much space in front of her I was yelling at my TV, “go on, take a rip!” And damned if she didn’t.

I grew up on a farm where you got up at 7am on the weekends if you wanted breakfast. Sleeping in Saturday morning meant getting woken up at 8:30am and being told you had to be out in the barn in 10 minutes to do chores. God help us if dad got in some tree sections to be chopped up for firewood.

Just because a lot of the mumble rap out there FEELS like an assault on the ears

My heart goes out to the family.

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

Sneaking past my kid’s door on Saturday morning always makes me feel like I’m about to steal the Golden Idol from Raiders. 

And the filling demonstrates the amount of mayo they’re usually full of, too.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Sleeping in had always made me feel a little lethargic throughout the day as it was, but the introvert and former military man in me sees this as the correct take. I’m up early even without a clock, but don’t feel like it’s a loss because I enjoy that period of calm before the storm.

I get up by 7...my 5-year-old gets up then also. My wife and 10-year-old will lay in bed until damn near 10:00 and I definitely think they are shiftless layabouts.

I started staying up late for this exact reason. Wife has to get up super early, so she usually goes to bed around 8:30. I still work a regular 8-5 shift, so I can usually carve out two or so hours after she goes to bed to just do whatever.  

Without a doubt.  I walk the dog, take a hit or two off the pen, grab a beer and dial up discord and play some pew pew games.

I get my time around 9pm on.  My wife is up at 430am to go to gym so is asleep by 830-9 and so are the kids.  That’s 3 hours of whatever I want to do... which is either watch Netflix or play video games while drinking beer and the occasional hit off the vape.

That works unless you have kids like mine who are up before 6 AM every fucking day. They could go to bed 3 hours later and they’d still be up before 6. I don’t get it at all.

“and don’t forget to put an onion on your belt before you start!”

I have a 2 year old and a 3 month old and I love getting up with the 3 month old on weekends when he wakes around 7-730. Some quality daddy and baby time then he goes back to sleep 45 minutes later and I make coffee and sit on the deck and chill in the fresh morning air until the 2 year old wakes up (sometime after 9)…

“Go ahead and sleep in, we don’t have any plans today.”