And the filling demonstrates the amount of mayo they’re usually full of, too.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Sleeping in had always made me feel a little lethargic throughout the day as it was, but the introvert and former military man in me sees this as the correct take. I’m up early even without a clock, but don’t feel like it’s a loss because I enjoy that period of calm before the storm.

I get up by 7...my 5-year-old gets up then also. My wife and 10-year-old will lay in bed until damn near 10:00 and I definitely think they are shiftless layabouts.

I started staying up late for this exact reason. Wife has to get up super early, so she usually goes to bed around 8:30. I still work a regular 8-5 shift, so I can usually carve out two or so hours after she goes to bed to just do whatever.  

Without a doubt.  I walk the dog, take a hit or two off the pen, grab a beer and dial up discord and play some pew pew games.

I get my time around 9pm on.  My wife is up at 430am to go to gym so is asleep by 830-9 and so are the kids.  That’s 3 hours of whatever I want to do... which is either watch Netflix or play video games while drinking beer and the occasional hit off the vape.

That works unless you have kids like mine who are up before 6 AM every fucking day. They could go to bed 3 hours later and they’d still be up before 6. I don’t get it at all.

“and don’t forget to put an onion on your belt before you start!”

I have a 2 year old and a 3 month old and I love getting up with the 3 month old on weekends when he wakes around 7-730. Some quality daddy and baby time then he goes back to sleep 45 minutes later and I make coffee and sit on the deck and chill in the fresh morning air until the 2 year old wakes up (sometime after 9)…

“Go ahead and sleep in, we don’t have any plans today.”

I bet when he was living there this guy was probably raised in the lopsided “better-than-the-brown-ones” ideals and greed that fucked up Mexico which in turn is the reason why they are here.

Yeah in his article he insinuates that the ability to speak Spanish in the US is somehow sinister, but then in his “clarifying tweet thread” he’s like wait, I speak Spanish, I can’t be a racist!

His father was from Mexico... where he was the VP of a large chemical company, that allowed him the means to ship young Bret off to an elite boarding school in Massachusetts. You know, standard immigrant story.

Stephens also condemns the Democrats for speaking Spanish with an American accent. Because ordinary, decent Americans like ‘us’ don’t speak Spanish because we’re not smug elitists, but also we speak it fluently with a Mexican accent and if you don’t then you’re a pathetic peasant.

Fwiw, my late father was from Mexico. My mother was a refugee. I grew up in the D.F. I speak Spanish.

Also notice how he singles out *Soledad* O’Brien. Subtle.

Finding a black friend is too much work, now they’re their own black friend.

Everyone here is just one job change/neighborhood move/divorce away from losing their entire friend group.

If Kenan Thompson was actually Steve Harvey then I would like Steve Harvey