The best part of living in a fireworks restricted state? Being with a guy who drops eight grand on fireworks just across the border and comes back home. When the state trooper asked for the usual set of paperwork, a permit for transporting fireworks within the state was included. Watching the smile drop off the…

Aren’t the temporary ones all in shipping containers these days? Ours are. 

I had to scroll down to find fireworks. When my family took road trips, states with fireworks stores were the coolest thing. Like, this town doesn't have a gas station or restaurant but has a 5000 square foot firework superstore? Okay! 

Yeah, but what do they put on their water tower?

Definitely true in South Carolina. Although I swear on road trips I’ve driven out of a “dry” state and stopped at a fireworks stand on the other side of a state line and found nothing but glow sticks, LED flashlights and *maybe* wooden matches.

Makes me pine for the drive to Fillmore in CA just to pick up roadside fireworks with enough firepower to put me on a FBI watch list.

If you just crossed a state line and there’s a fireworks shop within 500'—they sell the good stuff.

Yes, and you can always tell which states have restrictive fireworks laws by how many of those things are .00001 miles away from the state border

The only real use for the depressingly libertarian states is I can come home from one of them with enough high explosive to level my entire neighborhood.

Yes! Plus you have no idea how strict state laws are until you stop. So maybe you find out that for the next six hours of driving you can’t buy anything more than sparklers and snakes — or maybe bottle rockets are legal! Adds some excitement to crossing state lines.

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg

Joiner didn’t play in the NFL.

Depending on how squicky you are, and whether you’re handy with a turkey baster, it’s not even necessarily that complicated or expensive.

He could have booked her a million dollar flight to the space station. If she said no when she got there he needs to keep his fucking hands to himself.  

I don’t think you people understand the impact this can have on a person.

Worth it! Of course, the line had a good view of the Lucha Libre ring too. I bet you don’t get that on Everest.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

Yes!

I’m a lawyer and it is absolutely imperative that this video be released to the public, as it is a crime and the woman performing this humiliating act is essentially a sex slave.  Only her face should be blurred as his reputation is smeared for the entire world to witness.  Wait, lawyer isn’t the right word.  Voyeur,…

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.