That’s an unusual place to keep them.

I don’t get why it’s either or. How about a balanced diet of protein to carbs? Then you aren’t getting off smells either freaking way.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Spurs gonna Spurs.

+1

Plus, there’s a chance he could have further aggravated the injury that he had already picked up, causing long term damage for the sake of making a dumb statement.

He won’t quit, you don’t get the rest of the money you’re owed on your contract.

Why would it it has nothing in common. This is a dumb comment

I said no green M&Ms!!!!

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

it would also help if there wasn’t an IQ ceiling to the job...apparently they think intelligent cops would get bored and leave the force...i think it’s because intelligent people are more likely to question nonsensical/unethical/illegal orders.

A big department like the LA County Sheriff should absolutely be requiring more than a high school diploma or GED. 

Kill yourself.

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.

That's not enough assault for the person who wrote that comment.

To clairify U Visas are for crime victims, Snitch visas are, perhaps ironically, S Visas. 

I have assisted people in applying for U-Visas. Some of what you say is factually incorrect and some of it is misleading. First, being the victim of “simple assault” could be sufficient. The people I have worked with are the victims of domestic violence. Second, the US has approved issuance of 10,000 U-Visas per year.…

He made a rhetorical point not a threat.

Yep. If there ever was a fake letter, “Kevin” “From” “Seattle” is one. 

Not to mention he apparently reads Deadspin enough to write in to Drew (or whoever is handling Funbag duties).