Erykah has been a pick-me, patchouli scented, dictator entertaining fraud for a long ass time. I celebrate her green tea scented dragging.

The Round Mound of Sound Logic.

I’m not sure if you are the creator of this or just sharing it, but it deserves all of the stars :)

During my partner’s chemo, nurses would sometimes offer a warmed blanket. Our rule was, “Always YES to the warmed blankets.”

So Google, then? Because it was like a 2 sec search. I guess we should just not have any ideas about those laws. And act accordingly? That seems like it would cause a lot more harm than good.

Wow, Jordan’s friend is an incredible douchecanoe. “Six days in a medium-sized European city?” What.The.Fuck.

Since we don’t know each other, I guess you’re using the word “you” above as generic (“one keeps listening”) and not me personally. If you’re curious about me personally (I can’t think of why you would be but just in case) I’ve never heard more than about 2 minutes of Louis CK. This predates his shaming; his schtick…

Ryan: presuming for a moment that you and she are both adults, why is this a question? Of course you fucking get her a present for both. Not necessarily a sweater or jewelry, but a nice bottle of wine or a book you particularly like are appropriate for Christmas. Once you know her better, you can get something a…

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AFTER 9/11!

I've seen better

Especially given their reactions to West Ham fans making slant eye gestures at Son. You’d think they’d know better....

Lol right? 

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

Be Preeee

with Jack Handey

Seriously. I’m Asian and I can count on my two hands the number of states I feel I need to visit. My question about places I want to see is basically this: How would visiting a random bar on a Wednesday night at 9pm turn out?