Dude, I'm in California...

Dude is only for when you’re exasperated... “Really? What the fuck dude...”

More of a bourbon man myself but I must try this magical princess werewolf elixir.

6'-2" is optimum height....unless of course your significant other is more than 1' taller or shorter.

Tinc un amic negre....

Pun intended?

Jesus fuck that was painful to read...

Fuck and yes....nearly a continent away with family that is either too scared or too broke to fly out. None of the drama, petty grudges or chisme...if it weren’t for Facebook I wouldn’t hear from any other them, conversely if it weren’t for them I wouldn’t be on Facebook, so make of that what yoh will. 

I spotted this in London....seems to check out...

Bendtner is the gift that keeps on giving.

I support an English soccer team from North London (now for more than 25 years)...I’m not English, I’m not from London, though I did live there a while, I’ll say we if for nothing else than to piss off English football purists/xenopohes and American soccer newbies.

I had a professor that always managed to shoehorn epistemological into every lecture or discussion. So much so that we had a little over/under pool going.

Change your age settings in your dating app of choice, max out the age for a start....

I know some folks behind the scenes and it seems that his daughters are running the company into the ground.

Right? The title could have been the blog post.

Great post. And also a nice reminder of how Atletico had what seemed like a fearsome striker production line.

I've actually seen her work around LA and this mural is even more disappointing considering some of her other pieces.

I think the tats are the least of this mural's problems.

No, he's right. The thumbs up emoji is the worst. It comes across as a big "well isn't that special" kinda fuck you, even if it's not the intention. Especially if it's one of those oversized Facebook ones.