Here come the waterworks:

Good fucking god....

It’s even better when you catch yourself saying something your parents used to say to you.... Once I caught myself yelling “don’t you get tired of hearing me yell?!” which is word for word what my mom would say. I wanted to die right there.

It's a shame Ashely didn't back Benitez with that sort of money.

There's still time.

Didn’t they sign some Brazilian striker that even folks in Brazil were like “Who?!”

I think that was Pep's dream formation at Barcelona. He was probably being facetious but no one told Arsenal.

This year has really brought out the worst in me...checking sources like The Sun, The Mirror, The Daily Mail, even The NY Times....I feel like it will be weeks before I can wash the dirt off.

The best/worst (delete as appropriate) thing about the old man mentality in the internet age is having things you didn’t notice enunciated so clearly that you can then send to all your pals. For example:

I missed the Kinja Korrection Kutoff

The sculpted needs to be in the hall of fame for this as well.

Wolves are gonna get Burnley’d in the Europa League. It would be surprising/great if they can remain a top 10 side this season.

I don’t mind Leno, but what the hell happened to Mustafi? He was actually a decent defender the first season and now he and Papa are like the chuckle brothers.

I think the hope is that if it works out, a permanent deal can be struck later like Chelsea’s deal with Kovacic, which didn't have a permanent option initially as well.

It's going to be a thrilling ride....basketball scores with that front line and that back line. 

Nope. Not a word. I have two cards with them and had a car loan long since paid off. Been a customer for years, I have no doubt my info is caught up in this.

You can walk butt booty ass nekkid in San Francisco.....I’ve seen things...mannnnn.....in other words, the perfect place for this experiment with the answer being filed under "undeterminable."

Yeah, apparently they went into the restaurant after him, or tried to, I don't think this was just a robbery. They're were going to fillet him.

So um...#notallslaveowners?